jaytothebe asked:
A local band had a song called Keli Richards. It was supposedly about a porn star from the late 80's. Any pictures of her?

Ah yes, small-time local band: Gin Blossoms.

Keli Richards was born in Norwood, Massachusetts, as Kelly Fitzpatrick.

She came to L.A. all the way from Boston town
She wound up on the screen where I saw her goin’ down
Now I can’t see you, I can’t see you at all
No I don’t know you, I don’t know you at all

I bought her films, yeah I bought all her magazines
And I watched her every move until I saw her in my dreams
Now I can’t stand it, see you caught from behind
No I don’t know you, girl you gotta be mine
Keli Richards come on…

Well I bought a gun, there’s just one thing left to do
Now I can’t make up my mind it comes down to me or you
Now I can’t see you, I can’t see you at all
No I don’t know you, I don’t know you at all
Keli Richards come on…

Description: At the most popular pizza parlor in Berkeley, something extra comes with the toppings: beautiful, skateboarding pizza girls that are the classiest working girls in town! John Holmes plays the “pizza man” who is trying to save his business by being a pizza pimp. Also there is a terrible thing lurking at night trying to get a slice of the action.

Year: 1978
Country: USA
Genre: Classic, Feature, Comedy
Quality: WEBRip
Language: Original

Director: Bob Chinn
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome

Starring: Amber Rae, Candida Royalle, Christine DeShaffer, Desiree Cousteau, Donna Braun, Laurien Dominique, Vicky Lindsay, Carl Regal, Bob Chinn, John Holmes, John Seeman, Richard Pacheco, Paul Thomas, Spencer Davis